Everybody knows the lizard. But how many have had dealings with him?
This is a first hand report.
Harold had a wreck two weeks ago. The man he hit was insured by geico,yes the lizard with the little red sports car. Harold was not at fault. The man made an illegal u turn ,and Harold had no place to go. When the trooper got o the accident ,the man at fault started speaking out of turn. Making the trooper very Ill. So we all know what happens then. Yes folks he started writing tickets. By the time it was said and done. Harold said that he had written him 3, and was really fighting hard to not write another one. Harold, was wearing his seat belt. And insists that is why his shoulder and neck are so sore. I try to tell him it would have been his face in the windshield otherwise. The good news is that no bones were broken,however the little pick-up is a lot worse for the wear. Probably be a total loss. If the lizard ever gets out to look at it. Yes, that is correct 2 weeks and no lizard!! Harold has had to make numerous calls in order to get a vehicle to drive. Really needed a pick-up for ease in feeding the girls. But they claim nobody rents them. So he had to get a van. Since hay and feed don't fit well in either of our cars, the van is better than another car.
Have another doctor appointment this coming Thursday. His neck is still really stiff. I am sure if the lizard doesn't hurry up and get in touch, Rescue, our black Lab will be driving the lizards sports car.
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Where is that pesky lizard? He look so cute on TV. Tell Harald that I was once in a an accident (a friend was driving)and the seat belt was stuck and, "Oh, well, we are just 5 miles from home" even tho she noted the road was icy. She was going very very slowly and even so when we hit the lamp post at just 5 miles an hour, my head had a conversation with the windshield. I picked glass out of my hair for months after that and I had a concussion and that was only at 5 miles per hour hitting a stationary lamp post. Listen to Molly: seat belts are good!!!
If I can only get Hrold to read and heed this.
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